Tip-toed up the stairs,
climbed into the attic.
Opened up my grandma's trunk,
well isn't this dramatic.

What could be inside?
I could almost squeal.
I watched as I pulled out,
an ancient dusty reel.

There was a label on the side reading "EAP",
I wondered to myself what could this be?
I dusted my projector with excitment in my eyes,
but as the footage rolled it rather took me by suprise.

'Cuz elvis p___ is what I viewed.
There he was completley nude.
Strumming his gitar, quivering his lips,
singin' in the microphone, shakin' his hips.

Oh Elvis p___, holy guacamole!
The BIG FAT BUCK naked king of rock n' rollie,
was bored of his clothes, with his naughty bit exposed.
Oh what a sight, that Elvis p___.

What the hell I thought,
this was rather odd,
I thought of where I found it,
and I shouted Oh My God!

Where did grandma get this,
footage of the king?
And Why the hell would sweet old granny
have this awful thing?

So I confronted her with,
the footage i'd found.
she did'nt seem to recognize it,
so I wound,

the film in the projector,
and gave it a spin.
She keeled over dead,
with a BIG FAT grin.

'Cuz elvis p___ is what she viewed.
There he was completley nude.
Strumming his gitar, quivering his lips,
singin' in the microphone, shakin' his hips.

Oh Elvis p___, holy guacamole!
The BIG FAT BUCK naked king of rock n' rollie,
was bored of his clothes, with his naughty bits exposed,
no blue swayed shoes, to cover his big toes,
no white jumpsuit, and nobody knows,
the tale behind this Elvis p___!

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