I got a 20-sider on call
dressed up ready to roll
I got the real world blinded
dressed up ready to roll

Midnight, torchlight down in the haunted cave
Get some platinum the D.M. will turn the page

Check out my thief he's got the black shield
dressed up ready to roll
Check out my sickly cave tan
dressed up ready to roll

Lawful, evil a moral catastrophe
Half-orc, full dork; the myth and reality

We may not know any girls
But we have graph paper guiding our way
We got confusion, delusion
And all of Friday night to kill

Pick up the phone the pizza's still late
dressed up ready to roll
Pick up from where your mule died
dressed up ready to roll

Go to the tavern have a few beers
dressed up ready to roll
Pick up an Elven bar w____
dressed up ready to roll

We may not know any girls
But we have graph paper guiding our way
We got confusion, delusion
And all of Friday night to kill

That was by far the best time that we ever had

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