I texted you on a Monday
But you did not get my text till a Tuesday
Because of a network problem

I texted you on a Wednesday
But did not know that you had called
Because your SIM card was not correctly installed

Oh noo nooo noo!

You texted me on a Thursday to say that you would meet me in a shopping centre,
I texted you back and said "Where shall I meet you?" and you said "Dixons" but I did not know which Dixons you meant,
Was it the one inside the door, or the one further up by Curry's? These are my worries.

You texted me on a Monday, to say that it was over, but I did not understand
Because you used predictive texted and it was....

*scat*

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