Monty Python Usage of Fuck Lyrics

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word f___. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...f___ is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. f___, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, f___ falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for intance ...John f___ed Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley f___s.

Its meaning is not always s__ual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as ...John's doing all the f___ing work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too f___ing much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is f___ing beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a f___.
As part of a word ...absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...f___ the f___ing f___ers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of f___...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud ...I got f___ed at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh f___ it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really f___ed now.
Agression ...Don't f___ with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this f___ing question.
Inquiry ...Who the f___ was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the f___ is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a f___-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go f___ yourself...

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly...
...f___ YOU!