Eminem My daddy's gone crazy Lyrics

[Tv Presenter]
Hello boys and girls
Today we're gonna talk about father
and daughter relationships
Do you have a daddy?
I'll bet you do
Who's your daddy?

[Hailie]
Daddy, what are you doing?

[Eminem & Hailie]
Ok then! everybody, listen up!

[Eminem]
I'm goin' to hell! Who's comin' with me?!?!?!?!?

[Hailie]
*WHISPERS* Somebody, please help him! I think my daddys gone cray-za!

[Eminem]
There's no mountain i can't climb
There's no tower too high,
No plane that i can't learn how to fly
What do i gotta do to get through to you, to show you
There ain't nothing i can't take this chainsaw to

[Hailey]
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaanh!

[Eminem]
****in' brains brawn, and brass b____
I cut 'em off, i got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
inside of a hall, with my framed autographed
sunglasses with elton john's name, on my drag wall
I'm out the closet, i been lying my a__ off
All this time, me and dre been ****ing with hats off

[Dr Dre]
Suck it Marshall

[Eminem]
So tell laura and her husband to back off
Before i push this motha****in' b___on and blast off
And launch one of these russians, and that's all
Blow every ****ing thing, except afghanistan on the map, off
when will it stop? when will i knock the c___ off?
Hailie, tell 'em baby

[Hailie]
My dad's lost it

Chorus:
[Eminem]
There's really nothin' else to say i, i can't explain it

[Hailie]
I think my dads gone crazy!

[Eminem]
A little help from hailie jade, wont you tell 'em baby

[Hailie]
I think my dads gone crazy!

[Eminem]
Theres nothing you could do or say that could ever change me

[Hailie]
I think my dad's gone crazy!

[Eminem]
There's no one on earth can save me, not even hailie

[Hailie]
I think my dads gone crazy!

[Eminem]
It's like my mother always told me
rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and goddamit,
you little mother****ah
If you don't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nuthin'
errr..
**** that s___, b____, eat a mother****in d___
Chew on a p____, and lick a million mother****in' c___s per second
I'd rather put out a m____****in' gospel record
I'd rather be a p____-whipped b____, eat p____
And have p____-lips glued to my face with a c___-ring in my nose
Then quit bringin my flows, quit giving me my ammo
Can't you see why i'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone,
this wouldn't be my M.O.
I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo
Catch a h___ by his toe, man i don't know no more
Am i the only ****in one who's normal any more?

[Hailie]
Dad!!!

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
At the same time, and make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
So what you're seeing is a genius at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,
Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd yank my ****in teeth before id ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by ****in' lightning twice at once
And die and come back as vanilla ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with s___, every time i sung
Like r kelly as soon as "b__p n' grind" comes on
More pain inside o' my brain,
in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane
Aimed at the world trade, standin' on ronnie's grave,
Screaming at the sky,
till clouds gather
it's clyde mathers and bonnie jade
And that's pretty much the gist of it
Parents are p___ed, but the kids love it
Nine millimeter heaters stashed in two-seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, i wouldn't let hailie listen to me neither

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
Crazy

[Hailie]
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! You're funny daddy!