Now I've got a cousin called Kevin
He's sure to go to heaven
Always spotless, clean and neat
As smooth as you'll get 'em
He's got a fur-lined sheepskin jacket
My ma said they cost a packet
She won't even let me explain
That me and Kevin we're just not the same

Oh my perfect cousin
What I like to do he doesn't
He's his family's pride and joy
His mother's little golden boy

He's gotta degree in economics
Maths, physics and bionics
He thinks that I'm a cabbage
Cos I hate University Challenge
Even at the age of ten
Smart-boy-Kevin was a smart boy then
He always beat me at Subbuteo
Cos he flicked the kick
And I didn't know!

Oh my perfect cousin
What I like to do he doesn't
He's his family's pride and joy
His mother's little golden boy

His mother bought him a synthesizer
Got the Human League in to advise her
Now he's making lots of noise
Playing along with the art school boys
Girls try to attract his attention
But what a shame, it's in vain, total rejection
He will never be left on the shelf
Cos Kevin he's in love with himself

Oh my perfect cousin
What I like to do he doesn't
He's his family's pride and joy
His mother's little golden boy

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