Narrator:
And now it's time for silly songs with Larry,
the part of the show where Larry comes out
and sings a silly song.
So, without further ado,
silly songs with Larry.

Larry:
The Water Buffalo Song

Everybody's got a water buffalo.
Yours is fast,
but mine is slow.
Oh, where do we get them,
I don't know,
But everybody's got a water buffalooooooooooooooo!

I took my buffalo to the store.
Got his head caught in the door.
Spilled some lima beans on the floor.
Oh, everybody's got a --

Asparagus:
Stop!
Stop this instant!
You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo
when everyone does *not* have a water buffalo!
We're going to get nasty letters in the mail saying, "Where's my water buffalo?
Why don't I have a water buffalo?"
and are you prepared to deal with that?
I don't think so!
Just stop being so silly!

Narrator:
This has been silly songs with Larry.
Tune in next time to hear Larry sing ...

Larry:
Everybody's got a baby kangaroo.
Yours is pink but mine is blue.
Hers was small but --

Asparagus:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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