(Ryan)
Hey, batter, batter, hey
Batter, batter swing.

(Chad)
I've got to just do my thing.

(Ryan)
Hey, batter, batter, hey
Batter, batter swing.

(Ryan)
I'll show you that it's one and the same:
Baseball, dancing, same game.
It's easy:
Step up to the plate, start swingin'.

(Chad)
I wanna play ball now, and that's all.
This is what I do.
It ain't no dance that you can show me.

("sharpettes")
You'll never know if you never try.

(Chad)
There's just one little thing
That stops me every time.
Yeah!

(Ryan)
Come on!

(Chad)
I don't dance.

(Ryan and "sharpettes")
I know you can.

(Chad)
Not a chance.

(Ryan and "sharpettes")
If I could do this, well,
You could do that.

(Chad)
But I don't dance.

(Ryan)
Hit it out of the park!

(Chad)
I don't dance.

(Ryan)
I say you can.

(Chad)
There's not a chance.

(Ryan)
Slide home, you score,
Swingin' on the dance floor.

(Chad)
I don't dance, no.

(Ryan)
Hey, batter, batter, hey
Batter, batter swing.

(Chad)
I've got to just do my thing.

(Ryan)
Hey, batter, batter, hey
Batter, batter swing.

(Ryan)
Two-steppin', now you're up to bat.
Bases loaded, do your dance.
It's easy:
Take your best shot, just hit it.

(Chad)
I've got what it takes, plain' my game,
So you better spin that pitch
You're gonna throw me, yeah.
I'll show you how I swing.

("sharpettes")
You'll never know if you never try.

(Chad)
There's just one little thing
That stops me every time.
Yeah!

(Ryan)
Come on!

(Chad)
I don't dance.

(Ryan and "sharpettes")
I know you can.

(Chad)
Not a chance.

(Ryan and "sharpettes")
If I could do this, well,
You could do that.

(Chad)
But I don't dance.

(Ryan)
Hit it out of the park!

(Chad)
I don't dance.

(Ryan)
I say you can.

(Chad)
There's not a chance.

(Ryan)
Slide home, you score,
Swingin' on the dance floor.

(Chad)
I don't dance, no.

(Ryan)
Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance.
Swing it out, spin around, do the dance.

(Chad)
I wanna play ball, not dance hall.
I'm makin' a triple, not a curtain call.

(Ryan)
I can prove it to you 'til you know it's true,
'Cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond too.

(Chad)
You're talkin' a lot;
Show me what you got.
Stop!

(All)
Swing!

(Ryan)
Hey!
Come on, swing it like this.
Oh, swing!

(Chad)
Ooh!

(Ryan)
Jitterbug... just like that.
That's what I mean;
That's how you swing.

(Chad)
You make a good pitch but I don't believe.

(Ryan)
I say you can.

(Chad)
I know I can't.

(Chad and Ryan)
I don't dance.

(Ryan)
You can do it.

(Chad)
I don't dance, no.

(Ryan)
Nothin' to it. Alta boy, alta boy. Yeah!

(Chad)
Hey, batter, batter, hey
Batter, batter what?

(Ryan)
One, two, three, four, everybody swing!
Come on!

(Chad)
I don't dance.

(Ryan)
I know you can.

(Chad)
Not a chance.

(Ryan and "sharpettes")
If I could do this, well,
You could do that.

(Chad)
But I don't dance.

(Ryan)
Hit it out of the park!

(Chad)
I don't dance.

(Ryan)
I say you can.

(Chad)
There's not a chance.

(Ryan and "sharpettes")
If I could do this, well,
You could do that.

(Chad)
But I don't dance.

(Ryan)
Hit it out of the park!

(Chad)
I don't dance.

(Ryan)
I now you can

(Chad)
Not a chance.

(Ryan and "sharpettes")
If I could do this, well,
You could do that.

(Ryan)
Hit it out of the park!

(Chad)
I don't dance.

(Ryan)
I say you can.

(Chad)
There's not a chance.

(Ryan)
Slide home, you score,
Swingin' on the dance floor.

(Chad)
I don't dance, no.

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