Twiztid 1st Day Out Lyrics

(Jamie Madrox)
"I got another funky rhyme
another funky funky rhyme
I got another funky rhyme
another funky rhyme another funky funky rhyme" (twice)

Twizted!
This is my s___ man!
They're finna remake the wicked s___!
Jamie spit man!"

(Jamie Madrox)
"Now they let the gates up so I bail
Six s___ty months pick me up from the county jail
Smart a__ mouth even though I paid my dues
Chrome toilet, rolled blankets, and the rhombus shoes
But I ain't naggin
Here comes my people in the hoopty m___la draggin
Ain't been in the hoop ride long
And the two liter of Moon Mist is almost gone
Nuts are kinda anxious to drop a load
Told my man to hook me up with a chick that he know
The b____ said m____fucker pick me up at three
Can't b____ Santa don't ride your street
We can meet around the corner at KFC
You can take a cab and I'll pay the fee
When she showed up d___, she was out of luck
I forgot my wallet in the glovebox on my truck
Put the tab for the cab and the dinner too
With a knot in my sock, b____ i thought ya knew
Dressed to impress chewin dyntene gum
And I was drunk as f___ and smelled like an alley b__
I'm chewin on my food like a carnivore
Dumb b____ starin at me like and eyesore
Then I plopped my face in the bowl of soup
And slurpped every last bit up through my missin tooth
The b____ jumped up faster than a race
and told me how to bow to her face
So she pickin up the tab, ya know that I'ma go for mine
Got sone shabille 54' vengence wine
And a steak well done and an order of shrimp
Jamie Madrox playin the pimp...UHH
Shes back now, and her hair ain't fixed
Probably in the bathroom kickin back takin a s___
But I ain't sayin nothin though
I ain't sayin nothin bout the m____fuckin hoe
Whats up b____? your ready to break, besides how long
Can one fat b____ take? Quit snackin
And pay this s___, so we can go to your crib
And watch a horror flick, with ya daddy

"Your Employed?"
"Uhhhhh s___, Naw"

(Jamie Madrox)
Your daddy's pretty fresh sweetie pie
I mean him, lettin me grip his ride
Besides, he slipped me a fifty
But the again I'm kinda shifty
Now I wanna f___ so we headed to my house
f___ sittin with you parents on the couch
Dad I got a b____ in my room and a smile
Take your a__ to the bar and don't come back for awhile
A juggalo's known for smackin ho's
But I need to bust nut so I switch to the mack mode

(Monoxide Child)
Now Laurie, you know I love you
So why don't you just let me f___ you
Look b____, I know you's a freak
So let me get a little kiss on my cheek
And I'll f___ to go hit that
Come on nympho, and let me hit dat
Tell ya what, ya let me stick it
And I gotta left over piece of chicken for ya
Ya little sewer s____
(Violent J)
Ya nasty little pipe smokin MONEY HUNGRY b____!
(Monoxide Child)
That's the s___ J
85 bucks an hour, you wanna play
And that was that
A little smooth talkin and she was on her back
Ya never guess what
My first day out, and I caught my nut

(Jamie Maddrox & Monoxide Child)
First day out and I caught my nut (what)
First day out and I caught my nut (what)
First day out and I caught my nut (what)
Well s___ b____ it's my first day out, and i caught my nut (4X)