I was driving around in old Mexico
I got lost I didn't know which way to go
I was confused it was late and I was in a fog
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.

I felt that smoosh and I said 'Oh mama'
My low rider crushed that little chiuhaha
I prayed for forgiveness in a synagogue
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.

If I am caught they will put me in a cell with 20 locks
Unless I can pin it on Jack in the Box
I'll be whipped then beaten and then I'll be flogged
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.

His last words were 'Yo quiero el Mexico'
I flattened that pup to hell I will go
I should have skipped driving and gone for a jog
I ran over the Taco Bell dog (rpt until end).

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