Redman Whateva Man Lyrics

*woman moans*
[E Dub] Microphone check one two
Aiyyo, you ready to get down man?
[Red] Yo, whateva man
[E Dub] You ready to get drunk as f___?
[Red] Whateva man
[E Dub] You, you sayin somethin?
[Red] Whateva man
[E Dub] Aiyyo
[Red] Whateva man
[E Dub] Check it, Kool V

(I keeps it bangin, keep it swangin
Mike type of sangin) Ohh-la-la-la! (So what cha sayin)

Verse One: Redman, Sermon

Yo, I'm smokin herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
Hard far from commercial
(So what cha mean n____)
We don't give a f___ when we smoked out
In the land that's doped out [it's like that?] no doubt
From this bomb weed, I c___ from the streets
Get you open like b___cheeks, from girls who be freaks
Aiyyo, can I be SWV?
You the One n____
Rap Shogun, yes E the one
Yo, I'm rollin with a forty pack of n____z
Get my weed from Branson cause his sack's bigger
Yo give me dap n____
What I clap lyrically tap call back
Ferocious causin comatoses to collapse
So c____y eyed I see people wavin on a map
I make it hotter than your thermostats (beep beep beep beep)
Bomb MC's with rough megahertz so call me
Funk Doctor verbal starburst, lyrical expert
Your boombox better form a union
Cause I leave your circus overworked, word bond
n____z front like they want it
But I be in the five hundred with E steadily gettin blunted
d___ n____ you cool at what you spittin
So why you holdin the blunt so long politickin
Huh, I ace them blunts with the technician
of electrician, I don't got a pot to p___ in
But still spend my last on hyrdroglycerin
I keep it live no jive rollin Dutches
that's Masters like the Furious Five
I, keep your crew c____y eyed, for b____es actin dog
(Can you hit it from the back?) Why not, while we toke on this

*woman moaning* (ohhh daddy... aiyeee)
[Sermon and Red harmonizing]

[Red] Yo, you ready to roll this weed up?
[E Dub] Whateva man
[Red] You ready to knock this n____ out?
[E Dub] Whateva man
[Red] Yo, you ready to get this chedda?
[E Dub] Whateva man
[Red] You ready to start this s___ off?
[E Dub] Whateva man

Verse Two: Redman

I smoked with a lot of college, students
Most of em, wasn't graduatin and they knew it
You know the weed slang? Yeah boy I speak it fluent
I light your college dorm with my entourage from Newark
Bigger they come, harder they fall
That goes for, knuckleheads, MC's, p____ walls and all
I lit my first L before I started to crawl
I got my a__ whupped when I had my first brawl
But things changed since I was twelve years old
I specialize in wreckin mics and area codes
Now, PPP the kinda n____z that'll bug witcha
Smoke bud witcha, later on stick a sluginya
Everything that's like green ain't the bomb b____
I got different forms to make you lose your calm b____
Read my lips, you ain't hittin unless you got
Ten on it, get on it, or get the f___ out my cypher

[Red] You ready to roll this weed up?
[E Dub] Whateva man
[Red] You ready to rob this niga?
[E Dub] Whateva man
[Red] You ready to f___ b____?
[E Dub] Whateva man
[Red] You ready to guzzle this liquor?
[E Dub] Whateva man

(E Dub harmonizing again)