Conker's Bad Fur Day The Great Mighty Poo Lyrics

First verse:

Great Mighty Poo:
Ahem-hem. Mi mi mi mi miiiii ...
I am the Great Mighty Poo
and I'm going to throw my s___ at you.
A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish.
How about some scat, you little t___?
Second verse:

Great Mighty Poo:
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in.
Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear.
How d'you think I keep this lovely grin?
(Have some more caviar!)
Third verse:

Great Mighty Poo:
Now I'm really getting rather mad.
You're like a niggly tiggly s___ty little tag-nut.
When I knock you out with all my bab,
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my b___!
Conker: Your b___?
Great Mighty Poo: My b___!
Conker: Your b___?!
Great Mighty Poo: That's right, my b___!
Conker: Err ...!
Great Mighty Poo: My b___!
Conker: Agh!
Great Mighty Poo: My Buuuuuuuuutt!
Final quote:

Great Mighty Poo: Ah! You cursed squirrel! Look what you've done! I'm flushing! I'm flushing! Oh, what a world, what a world! Who'd have thought a good little squirrel like you could destroy my beautiful clagginess! Ah! I'm going! Oh! Ahh! No! Aaaaaaah!
Conker: Huh huh! Now that's what I call a bowel movement!