Back in the not-too-distant past
When I would need a quick repast
Or a temporary break from my agenda
Off to the bedroom I would head
Pull out the Playboy from 'neath the bed
And sneak a peek at all the portraits of pudenda

My alternatives were slim
If I tried to find another source for sin
I'd have to hang out with the weirdos in the back room of my local video store
But last month I finally made the call
I got a brand new cable modem installed
And it opened up the floodgates on a whole new universe of Internet p___

(Internet p___) Roman orgy scenes
(Internet p___) dominatrix queens
(Internet p___) girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep
(Internet p___) gross anatomy
(Internet p___) Pam and Tommy Lee
(Internet p___) when you're given so much to choose from, who has time to sleep?

After my girlfriend goes to sleep
Then I get out of bed and down the hall I creep
So I can hunker down and wallow in depravity until 3:00 or 4:00
You'll always find me in that same tableau
Silhouetted by my monitor's warm glow
And absorbing all the bounty from the cornucopia of Internet p___

(Internet p___) barely legal teens
(Internet p___) naughty figurines
(Internet p___) geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men
(Internet p___) erotic Asian art
(Internet p___) guys with extra parts
(Internet p___) I don't think I'm ever going to see the sun again

(Internet p___) melon-love.com
(Internet p___) there's my neighbor's mom
(Internet p___) bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like Smurfs
(Internet p___) Maison l'Esclavage
(Internet p___) un, deux, trois menage
(Internet p___) every kind of s___ from every corner of the Earth

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