[HOST]

Ladies and Gentleman,

Now the moment you've all been waiting for

The world famous Jack Rabbit Slims Twist Contest!

Now let's meet our first contestants here this evening

Young lady what's your name?

[MIA]

Mrs. Mia Wallace

[HOST]

And how about your fella here?

[MIA]

Vincent Vega !

[HOST]

Alright, let's see what you can do, take it away

You Never Can Tell

It was a teenage wedding, and the old folks wished them well

You could see that Pierre did truly love the madamoiselle

And now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell,

'C'est la vie', say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

They furnished off an apartment with a two room Roebuck sale

The coolerator was crammed with TV dinners and ginger ale,

But when Pierre found work, the little money comin' worked out well

'C'est la vie', say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

They had a hi-fi phono, boy, did they let it blast

Seven hundred little records, all rock, rhythm and jazz

But when the sun went down, the rapid tempo of the music fell

'C'est la vie', say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

They bought a souped-up jitney, 'twas a cherry red '53,

They drove it down to Orleans to celebrate the anniversary

It was there that Pierre was married to the lovely madamoiselle

'C'est la vie', say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

It had a teenage wedding, and the old folks wished them well

You could see that Pierre did truly love the madamoiselle

And now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell,

'C'est la vie', say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

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