We got owners favorite drivers
Boy that Tony Stewart's a whiner
And we got rookies advertisers
Like uhhh let's say Havoline Target Sharpie Caterpillar Nextel Mountain Dew Dupont Lowe's Home Depot Kodak M&Ms UPS Tide Alltel Gillette Kelloggs v_____ Dewalt and uhhh Budweiser
But the trophy girls still have my favorite parts
Vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom I love NASCAR

We got cautions we got pitstops
You can't hear a dang thing once the flag drops
And poor Kyle Petty an' Swervin' Marlin ha ha
Are gonna find it tough to beat Mark Martin
Cause that v_____ car is always driven hard
Vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom I love NASCAR

I love NASCAR it's my kind of race
Just watchin' Jeff Gordon plow up a wall
Puts a smile on Dale Jr.'s face
No caviar it's beer and Mopar
Vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom I love NASCAR

I like short tracks you'll see more wrecks
And about a million screamin' rednecks
And ol' Jeff Burton ha an' poor Mike Skinner
Well they've done forgot what it's like to be a winner
And Ken Schrader still ain't sure who his sponsors are
Vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom I love NASCAR

"Hey that was a close one up there fellas I about got into one there
I might pull over right up here next pitstop I want you to get two right front tires
I need a wedge on the left side get this windsheild cleaned get on the gas
And if you don't care hand me a pair of underwear I have messed all in my drawers"

I like football (I like football)
I like my wrestlin'
I like a good game of air hockey
I like some ping pong now an' then
How about you Toby

(Toby)
I love NASCAR it's my kind of race
Just to see Big E back on the track
Would put a smile on every face
No one drove a car quite like Earnhardt
(Both) Vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom I love NASCAR

(Toby)
Vroom vroom vroom Gentlemen start your engines

(Both)
I love NASCAR

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