Guttermouth Lipstick Lyrics

On a tuesday afternoon
My mom came into my room
and said get the f___ up outta bed
and get a god d___ed job
so I told her hey hey f___ you mom
and I threw the phone at her head
but I missed and hit her in the s_____ so I
slammed the door in her face
don't ever barge in my room
or I'll kick your a__ and call the cops
And tell them I'm abused
and you'll wind up in jail
while I s_____ard in Vail
no one to post your bail
cuz daddy loves me more
he says that you're a

you're worthless you're lazy you're stupid
a little over weight
Now give me 20 bucks
mommy you're so worthless
you're lazy you're stupid
a little over weight
now give me 20 bucks
no make it 50 bucks

Now mom writes me letters
I write return to sender
Let her rot in her cell
I watch the dogs mate on her bed
sorry mom I had to p___
the china, silver and all your jewelry
I had to eat and rent a bunch of prostitutes
like you

you're worthless you're lazy you're stupid
a little over weight
Now give me 20 bucks
mommy you're so worthless
you're lazy you're stupid
a little overweight
now give me 20 bucks
no make it 50 bucks
no make it 60 bucks
make it 75
why don't you just give me your whole g______ purse
I hope your having fun rotting in jail
mabye I'll come visit you
nah
enjoy your stretch in jail