Dane Cook Itchy A**hole Lyrics

The other day, I don't know if you've ever gotten this,
it was about 2:30in the afternoon. I got the itchy-est
a__hole I've ever gotten on record. And I keep a
record of my itchy a__holes. May 14, 1985, I had a very itchyasshole. This one ousted it, GET OUTA HERE!...old itchy
a__hole. Oh it's theworst isn't it? Agh you just
feel..usually your at work or some place that youcan't focus on it. You gotta do some other activities,
right. The entire dayyou try to bounce around. Try to
shake it out.