Adam Sandler Bum Biddy Lyrics

-Everyone in this room has been a__ociated with Whitey
Either through basketball or the mall
Or various odd jobs he does around town
For free or at most a dollar!
And I'm guessing 99% of you
Have either laughed in Whitey's face
Or ruthlessly made fun of his feet or sister
Or shortness when he wasn't looking!
But the next time you'd see him
He'd still go out of his way
To smile and wave at you
And ask you about your mother's operation
Or something like that
Because he unlike us actually cares about
Someone other than himself!
The reason I bring this up to you,
Is because I was the worst offender of all.
My life was simply going nowhere
Then a tiny little man rushed to my side
He should've gotten a big thank you
Instead he got a porta-potty ride.
I was such a s___head
But he'd never quit on me
'Til I told him he was useless
And his sister was freaky.
-Once when we were watching Sunday football
A fuzzy screen was all that we could see
Whitey came over with a hanger
And spent the game on top of our TV.
And when the lightning struck him
He let out a wicked loud yell
But we just turned up the volume
And ignored the burning smell
We should all rot in Hell!
-I went to High School with Whitey
As a joke I told him to meet me at the prom
When he got there I said
I can't beleive you though I was serious
So he ran home crying and slow danced with his mom!
What a crushing blow to Whitey
I bet you wish you could take it back
-How could yo all be so mean to Whitey
Seems to me like you are all on crack!
-Tonight Whitey was counting on this town
To show that we care But the first time he
really needed us
We weren't there!
-And on Christmas Eve and the last night of Chanukah!
-It's just not fair!
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-I wonder if that guy ever wiped his a__ with the wrong hand!
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