Adam Sandler Technical Foul Lyrics

Whitey: if you come in from the street with dirty
shoes on your feet,
that's a Technical Foul if you switch the radio to
some loud music show,
that's a Technical Foul if you don't shut the door
after using the 'frigerator,
that's a Technical Foul a Technical Foul

If you touch the thermostat,
Eleanor: you'll get hit with a bat,
Whitey: cuz that's a Technical Foul
Eleanor: you'll feel my wrath
Whitey: if your hair clogs the drain,
Eleanor: you'll know the meaning of pain,
Whitey: cuz that's a Technical Foul
Eleanor: I'll show you no mercy oh,
Davey: this is such bullshit
Whitey: in this house we say,
"bull spit" or its a Technical Foul a Technical Foul

Davey:
Let me get this straight you expect me to entire
lifestyle in one nice
cuz you guys are a couple of psychotic control
freaks?!
Whitey: you got it bub
Davey:
well i don't wanna do that
but let me run a few questions by you okay so I don't
screw up accidentally

Davey: if I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel,
Whitey: That's a Technical Foul,
Davey: okay, if I wipe my a__ with your monogrammed
towel,
Whitey: that's a Technical Foul
Davey: if I make fun of your crazy feeties or give
sugar cookies to miss diabetes,
Whitey: that's not only a Technical Foul, but possibly
a homicide
Davey: can I sleep past 3,
Whitey: if you do you'll get a T
Davey: take a whiz in those flowers,
Whitey: ill say hit the showers
Davey: use this horn as a bong,
Whitey: Adios Tommy chong!
Davey: Make some long distance calls,
Eleanor: you'll get a kick in the b____.. Oops!
Davey: can I walk around with my morning erection,
Whitey: if you want an automatic ejection
cuz thats a Technical Foul,
Eleanor: but I'd like to see it anyway, just kidding

Whitey: There are certain rules which apply in ones
life
with your sister, friends or imaginary wife
Davey: I cant believe I haven't killed myself
here with Wigs Magee and the furry elf
she's neurotic and he's a troll
(Eleanor: They took my wig)
how did I get stuck in this s___ hole
(I remember the look in their eyes)
guess ill have to deal with your demands
(Why oh why!)
but please don't touch me with your alien hands
I got no right to prowl but your search is on the
town
don't listen to her or its a Technical Foul,
ALL: a Technical Foul, Technical Foul, a Technical
Foul,
Technical Foul, Technical Foul