XZIBIT ALCOHOLIC Lyrics

[X]
Cmon
[E]
Xzibit!
[X]
Yeah..
[E]
Ahh.... E-Dub

[Xzibit]
It's that millenium ridiculous flow, I never let go
n____z gettin knocked out is part of my show
Let em know who they f___n wit yo: a rhyme wrangler
Tri-angular, push off the hillside strangler
Dangle a, n____ by the ankle off the balcony
It's a tale of two cities, come out when the sun go down
We officially not f___in around
Stuck in the ground, fitted with a suit in a pine box
(hah!) with my fresh pressed khakis in a slingshot
So beatbox all day in a n____ face
And all you b____es see the d___ that you shoulda ate

[Chorus: Xzibit]
Call it what you wanna call it
I'm a f___in Alkaholik
Bring it if you really want it
Ain't gotta put no extras on it
Call it what you wanna call it
I'm a f___in Alkaholik
Bring it if you realli want it
Ain't gonna put no extras on it

[Erick Sermon]
Yo, I'm in the zone, and lyrically gone
Got the spot blown, BOOM! Oklahoma
Watch the aroma, catch those who love me
My underground dirty cats on dune buggies
I be the type to take your watch and flaunt it
Kidnap T. Lewis and Jimmy Jam on it
Yo, I bang a n____ head til his neck pop
Do a KR's one to a black cop
X and E's, out for cream, get the money
While you stay broker than Al Bundy
Uhh, give it to yall, in Any Given Sunday
With J. Fox namin tha spot, make it hot
(I hate E so much right now!) Blow it down n____, bounce
come off the ropes like J. Snooka
(Two fly m_________ers) You can't f___ widdit
Backed by Open Bar, so y'all forget it

[Chorus]

[J-Ro]
J McEnroe, cam smashin, party crashin
I eat MC's like a ration
I'm sockin n____z in their goatees
I leave you stiffer than that fool on my basketball trophies
I'm in the room with 10 G's, countin ten G's
Cause we need a bag of weed (can you smell it?)
Now we need ten dimes, to blow on these like wind chimes
Time to close the blinds cause you all in mines
I bought a bottle for the session, and did not share it
Drink so much Captain Mo' all I need is a parrot
You took the Alkaholik challenge, and lost your balance
You underground, we under water drinkin liquid by tha gallons

[Tash]
Slurred words, double vision, brain bustin, head rushin
Since I'm too drunk to walk, I rock a party on crutches
and still rush the roughest MC who wanna get it
Forget it, it's liquid, don't mix it, Xzibit
Ca-Tash on the blast the final piece to the puzzle
I slap b____es on the a__, I slap pimps about the muzzle
I shuffle with the microphone, bang rhymes consistant
You wack and I'm Ca-Tash and that's the m_________in difference
For instance, 21 and over, set your clocks back
(Tick tock tick tock) Still standin where the rocks at
Two-thousand-one, we still young guns that's restless
(Thirty n____z, sixty hoes) and that's the m_________in guestlist