(Chorus)
Ho ho f___ing ho,
What a crock o' s___,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the f___in' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer a___, ho ho f___ing ho.

I'm Rudolph and I quit.
Just who's he think he is?
That little fat c___ sat back in the sleigh,
crackin' that f___in' whip.
And me stuck up the front, with these other useless c___s,
Stick yer Christmas up yer a___, ho ho f___ing ho.

(Chorus)
Ho ho f___ing ho,
What a crock o' s___,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the f___in' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer a___, ho ho f___ing ho.

And what about us elves,
we've had enough as well,
workin' in that freezing factory, it's cold as f___ing hell,
we work until we drop, with our b______s freezin' off,
stick yer Christmas up yer a___, ho ho f___ing ho.

(Chorus)
Ho ho f___ing ho,
What a crock o' s___,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the f___in' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer a___, ho ho f___ing ho.

I'm Santa Claus' wife,
I know what he's really like,
sneakin' into them little kid's rooms
he's a f___in' paedophile,
A devious old drunk,
and I'm married to the c___,
So stick yer Christmas up yer a___, ho ho f___ing ho.

(Chorus)
Ho ho f___ing ho,
What a crock o' s___,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the f___in' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer a___, ho ho f___ing ho.
Stick yer Christmas up yer a___, ho ho f___ing ho.
Stick yer Christmas up yer a___, ho ho f___ing ho

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