These are your good years don't take my advice
You never wanted the nice boys anyway
And I'm of good cheer cause I've been checking my list
The gifts you're receiving from me will be:

One awkward silence
And two hopes you cry yourself to sleep staying up,
waiting by the phone
And all I want this year is for you to dedicate
your last breath to me before you bury yourself alive

Don't come home for Christmas
You're the last thing I wanna see underneath the tree
Merry Christmas, I could care less

Happy new years baby, you owe me the
best gift I will ever ask for
Don't call me up, when the snow comes down
It's the only thing I want this year

One awkward silence
And two hopes you cry yourself to sleep staying up,
waiting by the phone
And all I want this year is for you to dedicate
your last breath to me before you bury yourself alive

Don't come home for Christmas
You're the last thing I wanna see underneath the tree
Merry Christmas, I could care less

Don't come home for Christmas
You're the last thing I wanna see underneath the tree
(don't come home for Christmas)
Merry Christmas, I could care less (2x)

Oh sweet! We wrote a Christmas song! They must've spent a lot of money on this...
Ooh, this one time, this one Christmas I got this-

[beeps Deck the Halls]

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