I'd like to actively encourage
The toughest man to dance
As hard as he can to this
My song!!!

And bring your stupidest friends along...

We wrote this song 'cause it's f___ing boring
To keep spelling out the words that you keep ignoring
And your macho s___ won't phase me now
It just makes us laugh, we got your cash
Court-Jester take a bow.

'Cause did you know
That when I was nine,
I tried to f___ a friend of mine?
He was eight, then I turned ten...

Fourteen years later
It happened again
With another friend
This time me
On the receiving end.

And all the fists in the world
Can't save you now...

'Cause if you dance to this
Then you drink to me
And my s__uality
With your hands down my pants
By transitive property.

See also:
JustSomeLyrics
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Mogwai Tracy Lyrics
Linkin Park ft. Racheet Shrestha breakig the habbit Lyrics