[Originally by The Yobs]

"c" is for your little c___
when i go down beneath
"h" is for your pubic hair
that sticks between my teeth
"r" is for your r_____,
that "i" f___ with my d___
christmas comes but once a year
and makes me f___ing sick.

"s" is for your s___ty a__hole,
clinkers 'round your b__,
"t" is for your massive t__s
that make me want to c__
"m" is for masturbation,
when you're not here with me
"a" is for the agony of catching your VD
"s" is for the syphilis
that rots away my p____
christmas comes but once a year
and makes me f___ing sick.

"s" is for the syphilis
that rots away my ding-dong
merrily along, the chapel bells are ringing.
ding-dong merrily along,
my f___ing b____ are swinging.

whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa...
the chapel bells are ringing
whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa...
my f___ing b____ are swinging!

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