[Billy]
Give them the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle them
Give them an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give them the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather them
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if in fact you're just disgusting?

Razzle dazzle them
And they'll never catch wise

Give them the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle them
Give them a show that's so splendiferous
Row after row will crow vociferous

Give them the old flim flam flummox
Fool and fracture them
How can they hear the truth above the roar?

Throw them a fake and a finagle
They'll never know you're just a bagel
Razzle dazzle them
And they'll beg you for more

Give them the old double whammy
Daze and dizzy them
Back since the days of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the big bamboozaler

Give them the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger them
When you're in trouble
Go into your dance

Though you are stiffer than a girder
They'll let you get away with murder
Razzle dazzle them
And you've got a romance

Give them the old
Razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle them
Show them the first rate sorceror you are
Long as you keep them way off balance
How can they spot you've got no talent
Razzle dazzle them
Razzle dazzle them
Razzle dazzle them

And they'll make you a star

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