A one, a two, a three, four, five
And six beers later I was wild.
I said: "Baby,
Show me to the bed now.

'Cause I´ve been sitting here since half past nine,
Thinking dirty thoughts about you thousand times.
Come on baby!
Do you feel the same oh?

'Cause I don´t want to end up being
A tragic heartbroken human being."

Hah, five, six, seven, eight,
It is nine o'clock and it´s getting late.
"Come on!
Don´t you feel like going home?

'Cause I´ll treat you good if you treat me bad
And I´ll give you the best loving that you´ve ever had.
Shut up!
Take me by the hand.

'Cause I don´t want to end up being
A tragic heartbroken human being."

And he said something like this:
"Oh, sure babe, I´ll take you home,
But in the morning you´ll be on your own again."

And I said:
"Well honey, that´s ok
And I don´t really care if you're straight or gay,
As long
As you make my day.

Yay.

'Cause I´ve been sitting here since half past nine,
Thinking dirty thoughts about you thousand times.
Come on!
Show me the way.

'Cause I don´t want to end up being
A tragic heartbroken human being.

No, I don´t want to end up being
A tragic heartbroken human being."

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