Philter Love Lyrics

Brian Fantana: I think I was in love once.

Ron Burgundy: Really? What was her name?

Brian Fantana: I don't remember.

Ron Burgundy: That's not a good start, but keep going...

Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours.

Ron Burgundy: I'm pretty sure that's not love.

Brian Fantana: d___ it.

With certain minds, under certain conditions, it becomes absolutely irresistible. I am not more certain that I breathe, than that the a__urance of the wrong or error of any action is often the one unconquerable force which impels us, and alone impels us to its prosecution. Nor will this overwhelming tendency to do wrong for the wrong's sake, admit of a___ysis, or resolution into ulterior elements. It is a radical, a primitive impulse - elementary.

"The Imp of the Perverse"
-Edgar Allan Poe