Ted Stevens Series of Tubes Lyrics

The Internet, is not...
The Internet, is not a big truck.
The Internet, is not, something that you just dump something on.

The Internet, is not...
The Internet, is not a big truck.
The Internet... It's, it's a series of tubes!

The Internet, is not...
The Internet, is not a big truck.
The Internet, is not, something that you just dump something on. (Tubes!)

The Internet, is not...
The Internet, is not a big truck.
The Internet...

Streaming!
It's on the, the, on the, the Internet.

Why? Tubes!
The Internet, is tubes!
Connections, consumers, massive commercial purposes.
Big trucks, long distance...It's tubes, tangled-up tubes!
Enormous series of tubes!
Your own personal Internet.
The world wide web.

The Internet, is tubes!
These tubes can be filled...
And if they're filled...
(Tubes!) The Internet, is gonna be, delayed (delayed, delayed...)
A series of tubes!

The Internet, is not...
The Internet, is not a big truck.
The Internet, is not, something that you just dump something on.

I wanna make sure people understand my position;
th-this system can be, err, err, ar, qwi, err, que...
These people are asking for regulations, okay?
I, I just the other day got I-Internet was sent by my sat at 10 o'clock in the morning...
I got it yesterday!
So if you wanna talk about the consumers, talk about you and me!

- Mr. ??
- Yes, sir?
- I... I'm sorry, I... I thought you were finished...
- No I'm not finished;
these people are massively, invading, this world, of the Internet.
Why? Tubes!
The Internet, is tubes!
Providers! Consumers! Movies delivered to your house! Big trucks, small business...
It's tubes, tangled-up tubes!
Enormous series of tubes!
Your own personal Internet!
The world wide web.
The Internet, is tubes!
Those tubes can be filled...
And if they're filled...
(Tubes!) The Internet, is gonna be, delayed (delayed, delayed...)
A series of tubes!

The Internet is providers.
The Internet is consumers.
The Internet is you and me!
The Internet, is not a big truck.
People are streaming to, a whole book at a time...

Maybe there is a place for the Internet.

And again, the Internet...
Is a series ot tubes! (Tubes, tubes, tubes!...)