I know someday I'll go back again to Ireland
If my dear old wife would only pass away
She nearly has my heart broke with her nagging
She's got a mouth as big as Galway Bay

See her drinking sixteen pints of Pabst Blue Ribbon (someone yells out "commercial!")
And then she can walk home without a sway
If the sea were beer instead of salty water
She would live and die in Galway Bay

See her drinking sixteen pints at Pat Joe Murphy's
And the barman says, "I think it's time to go."
And she did not try to speak to him in Gaelic
A language that the clergy do not know

On her back she has tattoed a map of Ireland
And when she takes her bath on Saturday
She rubs the Sunlight soap around by Claddagh
Just to watch the suds run down by Galway Bay!

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