Neil Hole In My Shoe Lyrics

Hello shoes, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to stand on you again
(Squelch) Uurgh

Oh wow, what a horrible dream I just had

I looked in the sky where an elephant's eye
Was looking at me from a bubblegum tree
And all that I knew was the hole in my shoe
Which was letting in water (letting in water)
(letting in water)

Oh no, what a really heavy b__mer

I walked through a field that just wasn't real
With one hundred tin soldiers which stood at my shoulder
And all that I knew was the hole in my shoe
Which was letting in water (letting in water)
(letting in water)

Oh no, what's happening

(Narration: I climbed on the back of a giant anchovy
And flew off through a gap in the clouds
To a land where music was playing incredibly loudly
And everyone was really happy
and having a really good time
Except me)

I started to fall and suddenly woke
And the dew on the grass had soaked through my coat
And all that I knew was the hole in my shoe
Which was letting in water (letting in water)
(letting in water)

Aaaaaaaaah
Aaaaaaaaah
Aaaaaaaaah
Oh what an amazingly beautiful vibe
I think I'm going to get into the bath with my shoes on
Because, like, it won't make any difference right
Oh wow, hey I feel like I'm just, like, floating
Is anyone lighting a joss stick
I must be a pretty amazing guy,right
to have dreamed all this
Maybe it's becuase I ate all that cheese I found under the cooker
Oh no, hang on
Oh, I must be back in reality again
Oh no, look at all that washing up
Heavy