Incubus Calgone Lyrics

On my way home, police car pulled me over.

After they left, I puttered out of gas.
Triple-A' came, but my card was expired!
I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time.
I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted!

They put cold things in my b___.
They sampled a bit of my D.N.A.
They left me on top of my sheets,
I dreamt I went potty, then woke up drenched in me.

This day sucked the hardest ever...

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
A little bit less than nothing would go my way.

I got up to toss my soiled sheets,
The hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe.
It was then that I sensed the irony (burning me),
Then I heard the voice say,
"Come sail aboard S.S. Nepenthe!"

I suppose I'm to blame

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
A little bit less than nothing would go my way.

Thank goodness for bathtubs and suds!
They temporarily set free this quandary.

I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over.
I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas.
Let's a__ume I'm the guy who didn't pay his 'Triple-A' fee.
In actuality, I let the zetas probe me.
Yesterday was all my fault.
I let negativity get the better of me.
Thank goodness for bathtubs and suds!
They temporarily set free this quandary.

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
A little bit less than nothing would go my way.
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
A little bit less than nothing would go my way.

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The next patient is not identified period the patient will be listed as John Doe, ID Number 369576. Date of exam 5-12-97 0:200 hours paragraph. Patient history automobile accident with severe head and chest injuries period paragraph. Emergency computerized (distortion) showed traumagrophy of the brain without an intrevenous but contrast material. Period paragraph. Multiple computerized acts showed temelgraphic scans of the brain were obtained...At one centimeter slice thicknesses from the base of the brain to the vertex period. Images were filmed at both soft tissues and bone window settings period paragraph. There is a (instrumental starts, drowing out the autopsy report)

(Evil laughter)

(Person speaking intelligibly)

Guyyys...Show me you're dead!

Sought!
Sought!
Sought!
Sought!
Sought!
Sought!
Sought!

Is this the s___, or what?
Hey ya' better chiggity check yerself before you wreck yerself.
It can't get fresher than this.
I know it's not PC, but sometimes ya' gotta' put the smackdown on a ho.
Oh that's the Robby shiiiit
Mmm baby, I feel the juice mouse comin' from the flask ball
I say down flounce, came from the last mount don't frame toeeee...
Revaloolay I saw the police mans there's so maaaan. -snoring-

The karate kiiiid
For you to see I've been rumbling Kobra Kai
With Miyagi do karate right at my side
Not the Y, a good school! I gotta' learn karate, I hate this bike! I hate it! I Ha--
Daniel what are you doing to your bike!?
Mooom! Mom! Can't we go home I just wanna go home!
Danya'-san Dan'ya-san concentrate!
Focus how I wa--
Wash ya' car paint ya' fence, paint ya' house!?

Bring my drum machine in here we can just f___ with it all one night or summin' ya' know?
f___ with it all fancy all crazy...
Eight tracks dude you can make alot...
Eight f___in' tracks you can make a lotta' s___
You're talkin' s___ back there

B...Break it down!

(Telephone ringing, breathing)
Hello?