Weird Al Yankovic Livin' La Vida Yoda Lyrics

He's in to superstition, he's really not very tall
He's got a premonition, this kid's gonna kill us all
He's on the Jedi Council, big heads and long necks
He's got a small lightsaber, speaks he in ways too vague

He make you lift up big rocks with the power of your brain
He'll make you face your destiny and you'll never be the same
And your head will cause you pain

Long ear green and stout living la vida Yoda
He'll train and wear you out living la vida Yoda
His cane is gimmer stick, it's glimmer mountain soda
He will wear you out, he's living la vida Yoda
Living la vida Yoda, living la vida Yoda

Woke up in Dagobah's swamp in a funky set of robes
He trained my mind and he trained my body
But now I'm off to Lando's globe

He always talks in riddles and he puzzles at your brain
And once he's finished training you you'll never be the same
And Vader's quite a pain

Long ear green and stout living la vida Yoda
He'll train and wear you out living la vida Yoda
His cane is gimmer stick, it's glimmer mountain soda
He will wear you out, he's living la vida Yoda
Living la vida Yoda, living la vida Yoda

He make you lift up big rocks with the power of your brain
He'll make you face your destiny and you'll never be the same
And your head will cause you pain

Long ear green and stout living la vida Yoda
He'll train and wear you out living la vida Yoda
His cane is gimmer stick, it's glimmer mountain soda
He will wear you out, he's living la vida Yoda
Living la vida Yoda, living la vida Yoda

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