David Carradine and Uma Thurm Truly and Utterly Bill Lyrics

D. Carradine :
Now, when it comes to you, and us,
I have a few unanswered questions.
So, before this tale of b_____ revenge reaches it's climax,
I'm gonna ask you some questions,
And I want you to tell me the truth.
However, therein lies the dilemma,
Because when it comes to the subject of me,
I believe you are truly and utterly incapable of telling the truth,
Especially to me and least of all to yourself.
And when it comes to the subject of me,
I am truly and utterly incapable of believing anything you say.

U.Thurman :
How do you suppose we solve this dilemma?

D. Carradine :
Well it just so happens I have the solution.

[Bill shoots the Bride in the leg with a dart gun filled with a potent truth serum]