Grocery store, three n_____s inside
the store ain't opened
it's the middle of the night

Alarm goes off, the cops show up
they caught them red handed
put them in handcuffs

And then, and then, and then, and then...

Jesse showed up, Jesse showed up
wouldn't you know it
Jesse Jackson showed up

He had a bunch of porch monkeys
praising his name
while he preached and he hollered
and he passed the blame

And said:

Them n_____s wasn't stealing
when they got caught,
they was only doing some shopping
just like I thought,
white man shouldn't have a store there
it's all his fault,

And they all got excited when Jesse showed up

Election time, a new president
Al Gore had to win
so the n_____s all went

The chads were counted
and counted again
they counted three times
but they still didn't win

And then, and then, and then, and then...

Jesse showed up, Jesse showed up
wouldn't you know it
Jesse Jackson showed up

He had a bunch of porch monkeys
praising his name
while he preached and he hollered
and he passed the blame

And said:

Listen you n_____s,
I think we've been had
if we lose this election
it's gonna be bad
and it's the white man's fault
cause he stole all the chads

And they all got excited when Jesse showed up

Something's gonna happen,
one of these days
if Jesse Jackson don't
start mending his ways

He's gonna keep stirring
them n_____s up
til the white man says
"enough is enough"

And then, and then, and then, and then...

The Klan will show up,
the Klan will show up
all dressed in white
they're gonna show up

He's gonna be sorry for strutting his stuff
hell's gonna break loose
when the Klan shows up

And they'll say:

Jackson, what do you mean
causing all this trouble
it's up your's n_____,
we're gonna pop your bubble
we're gonna break it off
in you and stick it in double"

So just watch yourself Jesse
when this Klan shows up

You better watch yourself Jesse
when the Klan shows up

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