There is a story about a man comin' in
Findin' his woman in bed with, well, listen

It's 2 a.m., I'm just gettin' in, 'bout to check my message
No one has called but my homies and some bill collectors
Celluler rings, somebody wants to borrow money
I two way her, she don't hit me back, somethin' is funny

So I called her mother's house
And asked her had she seen my baby
Roll my 6 around, lookin' for that missin' lady
Got back in, turned the TV on and caught the news
And I put my hand on my head 'cause I'm so confused

And then I turned the TV down
'Cause I thought I heard a squeaky sound
Somethings goin' on upstairs, yeah
'Cause I know nobody else lives here

Bomp, bomp, bomp
As I get closer to the stair ways, all I hear
And then I hear my baby's voice, in my ear
Screamin' out

You're contagious, touch me, baby
Give me what you got
And a man say
s__y lady, drive me crazy, drive me wild

All I heard was my baby's voice sayin'
You're contagious, touch me, baby
Give me what you got
s__y lady, drive me crazy, drive me wild
And I just can't believe this s___

I ran downstairs lookin' the closet lookin' for that who
Said a prayer 'cause only God knows what I'm gonna do
What I saw was enough to drive a preacher wild
I'm in the hall contemplatin' now in my own d___ house
Who would have thought she was creepin' with another man
The down low happened to me all over again

And then I turned the TV down
'Cause I know I heard a squeaky sound
Somethin' goin' on up there upstairs, yeah
'Cause I know that no one else lives here

Bomp, bomp, bomp
As I get closer to the stair ways, all I fear
And then I hear my baby's voice in my ear
Screamin' out

You're contagious, touch me, baby
Give me what you got
s__y lady, drive me crazy, drive me wild

All I can do is hear them say
You're contagious, touch me, baby
Give me what you got
s__y lady, drive me crazy, drive me wild
I can't believe this s___

What the hell is goin' on
Between the sheets in my home?
Baby, wait let me explain
Before you start to point your cane

Girl, I'm about to have a fit
Oh, it's about to be some s___
How did I get into this?
Should've never came home with this b____

You low down dirty woman
Go back to where you come from
But baby, wait
But wait my a__
Hit the streets, yo a__ is grass

Now, Mr. Biggs before ya done
Wait, how you know my name son?
Honey, wait I was gonna tell you
Move this cat looks real familiar

Now, don't I know you from somewhere a long time ago
No, no, I don't think so
Yeah, yeah, I feel I know you brother very well
No, no, you mistaking me for somebody else

Frank
Shut up, can't you see two men are talkin'?
But
Thought I told your a__ to get the walkin'
Now, I think you'll better leave this place
'Cause I'm about to catch a case

You're contagious, touch me, baby
Give me what you got
Whoa, that's what she said
s__y lady, drive me crazy, drive me wild

And then she relied
You're contagious, touch me, baby
Give me what you got
s__y lady, drive me crazy, drive me wild, oh yeah

You're contagious, touch me, baby
Give me what you got
s__y lady, drive me crazy, drive me wild

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