KATE:

Finally! I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself!
and I am going to teach something relevant, something modern!
The internet! oh!

KATE
The internet is really really great

TREKKIE MONSTER
For p___

KATE
I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait

TREKKIE
For p___

KATE
Huh?
There's always some new site,

TREKKIE
For p___!

KATE
I browse all day and night

TREKKIE
For p___!

KATE
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light

TREKKIE
For p___!

KATE
Trekkie!

TREKKIE
The internet is for p___

KATE
Trekkie!

TREKKIE
The internet is for p___,

KATE
What are you doing!?

TREKKIE
Why you think the net was born?
p___ p___ p___

KATE
Treee-kkie!

TREKKIE
Oh hello kate monster

KATE
You are ruining my song

TREKKIE
Oh me sorry, me no mean to

KATE
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?

TREKKIE
Oki Dokie

KATE
Good
I'm glad we have this new technology

TREKKIE
For p___, uh!

KATE
Which gives us untold opportunity

TREKKIE
For por-oops, sorry

KATE
And from your own desktop

TREKKIE
For ---

KATE
You can research, browse and shop
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop

TREKKIE
FOR p___!!

KATE
Trekkie!

TREKKIE
The internet is for p___!

KATE
Noooo

TREKKIE
The internet is for p___!

KATE
Trekkie

TREKKIE
Me up all night honking me horn to p___, p___, p___!

KATE
That's gross you're a pervert

TREKKIE
Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster

KATE
NO really, you're a pervert
Normal people don't sit at home and look
At p___ on the internet

TREKKIE
Ohhhh?

KATE
What?!

TREKKIE
You have no idea
Ready normal people?

NORMAL PEOPLE
Ready--- ready ----ready

TREKKIE
Let me hear it!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for p___!

PRINCETON
Sorry kate

TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for p___!

PRINCETON
I m_________!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
All these guys unzip their flies
For p___, p___, p___!

KATE
The internet is not for p___!!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
p___!, p___, P---

KATE
HOLD ON A SECOND!

Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

ROD
That's correct.

KATE
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

BRIAN
Sure!

KATE
And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on Ebay

GARY
Yes I do!

KATE
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card

PRINCETON
True!

TREKKIE
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?

PRINCETON
. .yeah

KATE

TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for p___!

KATE
Gross!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for p___!

KATE
I hate p___

TREKKIE AND GUYS
Grab your d___ and double click

KATE
I hate you men!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
For p___, p___, p___!
(harmonizing) p___, p___, p___, p___

KATE
I'm leaving!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
p___, p___, p___, p___
p___, p___, p___, p___

KATE
I hate the internet!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
p___, p___, p___, p___

TREKKIE
The internet is for

TREKKIE AND SOME
The internet is for

TREKKIE AND ALL
The internet is for p___!

TREKKIE
YEAH!

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