Eminem My Dad's Gone Crazy (feat. Hailie Jade) Lyrics

[Intro - Presentatore TV]
Hello boys and girls
Today we're gonna talk about
father and daughter relationships
Do you have a daddy?
I'll bet you do
who's your daddy?

[Hailie]
Daddy, what're you doing?

[Eminem]
Haha

[Eminem + Hailie]
Ok then!
Everybody, listen up!

[Eminem]
I'm goin to hell,
who's comin' with me?

[Hailie]
Somebody, please help him!
i think my dadgone crazy!

[Verso 1]
There's no mountain
I can't climb,
there's no tower too high,
no plane that I can't learn
how to fly
what do I gotta do
to get through to you,
to show you there ain't nothin'
I can't take this chainsaw to?
f___in' brains, brawn and brass b____,
I cut'em off, and got'em pickled
and bronzed in a glass jar
inside of a hall
with my framed autographed
sunglasses with Elton John's name on
my drag wall,
I'm out the closet,
I've been lyin' my a__ off
All this time me and Dre
been f___in' with hats off

[Dr. Dre]
Suck it, Marshall!

So tell Laura (1) and her
husband to back off
before I push this m____fuckin'
b___on and blast off
and launch one at these Russians
and that's all
blow every f___in' thing
except Afghanistan on the map off.
When will it stop?
When will I knock the c___ off?
Hailie, tell 'em baby,

[Hailie]
My dad's lost it!

[Ritornello Eminem]
There's really nothin' else
to say ha, i can't explain it

[Hailie]
I think my dad gone crazy!

[Eminem]
A little help from Hailie Jade,
won't you tell 'em baby?

[Hailie]
I think my dad gone crazy!

[Eminem]
There's nothin' you could do or say
that could ever change me

[Hailie]
I think my dad gone crazy!

[Eminem]
There's noone on earth that
can save me, not even Hailie

[Hailie]
I think my dad gone crazy!

[Verso 2]
It's like my mother always told me,
rana rana rana rana rana rana rana
rana rana rana and codeine and
goddammit you little m____fucker
if you ain't got nuthin' nice
to say then don't say nuthin'
.....uh, f___ that s___ b____
eat a m____fuckin' d___,
chew on a p____ and lick a million
m____fuckin' c___s per second,
I'd rather put out
a m____fuckin' gospel record
I'd rather be a
p____ whipped b____,
eat p____,
and have p____ lips glued
to my face with a c___ ring
in my nose, then
quit bringin' my flows
quit givin' me my ammo.
Can't you see
why I'm so mean?
If y'all leave me alone
this wouldn't be my M.O. (2)
I wouldn't have to go,
eenee, meenee, meini, mo,
catch a h___ by his toe,
man I don't know no more
am I the only f___in' one
who's normal any more? (2a)

[Hailie]
Dad

[Ritornello]

[Verso 3]
My songs can make you cry,
take you by surprise at the same time,
can make you
dry your eyes
with the same rhyme
see what you're seein'
is a genius at work,
which to me isn't work,
so it's easy to misinterpret it at first
cus when I speak,
it's tongue-in-cheek (3),
I'd yank my f___in' teeth
before I'd ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums,
get struck by f___in' lightning
twice at once and die and
come back as Vanilla Ice's son
and walk around the rest
of my life spit on,
and kicked and hit
with s___ everytime I sung
like R. Kelly as soon as
"b__p and Grind" comes on.
More pain inside of my brain
than the eyes of a little girl
inside of a plane
aimed at the World Trade (4),
standin' on Ronnie's grave (5),
screamin' at the sky,
till clouds gather,
it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade (6)
and that's pretty much
the gist of it, the parents
are p___ed but the kids love it.
9 millimeter heater stashed
in 2 seaters
with meat cleavers
I don't blame you,
I wouldn't let Hailie
listen to me neither...

[Ritornello]

[Outro - Eminem]
Crazy

[Hailie]
You're funny daddy!