Frank Zappa Stevie's Spanking Lyrics

Basic track recorded live:
The Ritz, NYC
November 17, 1981
and
Olympiahalle, Munich, Germany
June 26, 1982
and maybe some other unidentified sources

Bobby Martin--lead vocal
chorus: Ray White, Ike Willis, Roy Estrada
FZ--rhythm guitar
Ray White--rhythm guitar
Steve Vai--first guitar solo
Dweezil Zappa--second guitar solo
Tommy Mars--keyboards
Ed Mann--percussion
Scott Thunes--bass
Chad Wackerman--drums

His name is Stevie Vai,
And he's a crazy guy
Last November, I recall,
He needed a spanking

He decided then
A female specimen
Would be exciting for a night
To give him a spanking

Laurel was her name
She came to Notre Dame
He told me just the other night
He oughta be thanking
Her for the spanking

She was large and soft
And she beat him off
Made him drool upon his dork
And gave it a w___ing
After the spanking

Hair brush!
(Ah . . . a hair brush!)
Oh! What a hair brush!
(Hey, Frank, it's a hair brush!)
(It's not that he requires grooming!
(Honey . . . Wah! Splash!)
Guys with light blue hair never did!)

Then did she exclaim:
"There's another game
That we can play with this device,
And then a banana!"

It was slightly green
Vapors in between
Rising up to fill the room
And cook the banana

She said it was dry
"Stevie won't you try
To drool a little drool on it
And grease the banana"

Later in the dawn,
Laurel carried on
She got right up and dressed herself and
Ate the banana

See also:

24
24.25
Gazpacho Señales Lyrics
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