Princess Superstar Bad Babysitter Lyrics

Ok hunny now the name of the restaurant and my cell phone number are on the refrigerator (uhh huh)
Don't be afraid to call if you need anything,
now have Josh in bed by 9, 9:30 the latest,
there's soda and chips in the kitchen,
Atari, DVD player and i think there's some board games in the closet,
oh and one thing, just be good. (OK)

I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour,
I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour.

Babysitting sucks but whatever they got junk food, kung fu, egg fu, Dig Dug, a dog too
And a hot Jew, Mr. Weintraub, I mean he's old but not dimed out
If I'm bad I'll turn around in the corner for Time Out
Aight Josh what you wanna do? You wanna watch cartoons?
HBO got Platoon, hey get back in the room!
I a__ume your folks are gonna be out late, go make me Kool Aid
I'm a sit on the couch and m_________ then call my boyfriend Gabe and see if he ate
Spit out my Bubbalicious and get to one of them big fridges that could fit 10 midgets
d___ they're rich, hey she left me fifty dishes-b____!
Let's try on ya mom's minks think she'll miss these Chanel links?
In high heels you look like Jar Jar Binks- go play under the sink
(I want my mommy and daddy!) I want your daddy as well
But if you tell, you'll die of sickle cell and God told me you're goin straight to hell
Well if you don't like it I can leave and then you'll be alone believe me that's what the creepy monsters want
Plus I'll be taking your TV
Put on your jammers and don't wet the bed I got a camera
I'll take a picture and show that little girl you like Sarah
Oh and one more thing- there's been several mass murderers spotted in the area.

I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour,
I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour.

Let's make Fluffernutters don't f___in utter another peep
I'll take the cookie cutter make star cookies outta ya skin while you sleep
Keep still, I gotta check the bathroom cabinet. hey what are these pills?
I'll take the Valium Josh you take a bag and the Tagament
Stop throwin up I'm not paid enough you clean up the rug
Is that Fluff? I told you 6 boxes of unmade Jell-O was too much
All right kid you gotta go to bed, I know its only 6 but my boy just came over and he wants me to give him head
Sit his bare a__ on the couch where you watch Small Wonder
Next time you see Vicky the spot'll be sticky cuz I sucked his d___y and used your mom's cucumber
Don't worry I'll put it back in the Frigidaire
Scared? You can have it for supper nice and crisp in the Tupperware
No bedtime story, Gabe get off you're so h____!
Josh get in bed and Freddie Krueger might let you see your mom in the mornin
No p___ and shut the shade Gabe-
One day you'll know how nice it is to get laid while you gettin paid.

I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour,
I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour.

O god! they just came back.
Jeez Mr. W your wife looks bad,
Oh it must have been the drink she had, we drunk some artarz, watchtalas ripped off her thong I...
Eww too much information, I need a ride,
Oh lets take the Benz,
That's a cooler car I ever seen,
How old are you again? I forget 19?
Uhh ye, psyche in like 4 more years,
Oh one time could you please show me one of those nice cheers (Woo!)
Have you been working out?
Worked out, here's your house,
Do you wanna come in? We just got this awesome new couch.
OUch! Stop it girl!
Can't i get a lil peek.
Na girl i'll take a raincheck and see yyou next week.

I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour. (Repeated 4 times)