Stephen Lynch Walken III Lyrics

look. whose guitars are these? move them around. i have to be honost with you stephen...lynch...if that is your real name. i heard the whole album. look ur daughter lullaby it started sweet you had me you had me at hello. but daddy likes hookers beers all that. what kind of man are you. singing that to your daughter. sure a beautiful voice but i feel naucious maybe it is the crown royal.. i dont think so i think it is stephen lynch.

hey lynch!
ya?
have you seen my cat?
hmmm?
my cat have you seen my cat?
ummm no?

(here he sings kill a kitten)

when the game of life makes you feel like quiting it helps a lot if you,
kill a kitten
mark my words cause from were im sitting you cant go wrong if you,
kill a kitten
theres no crime that you'll be commiting, i know the law you can,
kill a kitten
and if you need yarn for that scarf you're knitting you'll get pleanty when you,
kill a kitten

feed it turpin-tine
or break its spine,
crush it with your shoe
as long as you
kill a kitten

if the one you love isn't quite as smitten, she'll like you more if you
kill a kitten
and i quote the bible cause that's where it's written "if ye loveth jesus ye must
kill a kitten

flush him down the can,
hit him with your van,
throw him at a train,
make him snort cocaine,
drown him in a lake,
bake a kitty cake,
stick some TNT,
up his cat booty,
do what you must do,
as long as you
kill a kitten

killing kittens isnt easy
if the thought makes you feel quzzy
grab a pitch fork from the shed
and kill a puppy dog instead

kill a kitten
kill a kitten
kill a kitten
fluffy kitten
you gotta kill a kitten
kill a kitten

meow