Insane Clown Posse Ninja Lyrics

"What's the hell's a ninja? A ninja is the branch of the j__enese samurai. A very old orginization. It's origins are hundreds of years old. Much of its history's been lost. Not many ninjas exist today, yet they all have imdominal fighting skills as a part of Ninjitsu. No matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die.

Ninja's possess the superior skills of Ninjitsu, m_________er. Ninja's have imdominal fighting skills
I'm ninja, a ninjer, a m_________ing ninja!!!

(Violent J)
d___, I wish I could be a shogun samurai
So I can swing a sword and make necks fly
I'd go to school and ninja crawl through the halls
Then I'd jump out and stab b____es in the b____
Cause I remember these kids from the playground
Everybody'd hang around, we were all down
But then we grew up and everybody turned away
And now they dissin' me, yellin "f___ Nerdy J"
Its sad to think of how it changed as I got older
As I think I draw a ninja on my folder, uh
What I would do if I only had a ninja sword
You'd see blood start flingin on the chalk board
I'd tell the whole class nobody move a jiggle
First one to do, I'll make your f___in neck wiggle
Everyone would start jockin, the news would take my picture
d___, I wish I could be a ninja

(Chorus 2x)
d___, I wish I could be a ninja
d___, I wish I could be a ninja
d___, I wish I could be a ninja
d___, it'd feel good to see people up on it

After I was killing all the yuppie f___s
All the poor kids would come and swing from my nuts
And I would walk home feeling like a samurai
I'd walk in the house and see my momma cry
I'd ask why, she'd point to my drunk pops
He tried to hit her again but that s___ stops
I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break
I throw a roundhouse and knock his beard off his face
I'd tell him, "Dad, now look at all your broken glass
Why don't you pick it all up and stick it in your a__?"
I watch him do it, now hurry up, you take forever
When he was done, I'd squeeze his b___ cheeks together
Now get the f___ out my house, never come back
I throw a Chinese star and stick him in his a__ crack (aaahhh!!!)
I turn to my mother, "I'm sorry that he hit ya"
d___, I wish I could be a ninja

(Chorus 2x)
d___, I wish I could be a ninja
d___, I wish I could be a ninja
d___, I wish I could be a ninja
d___, it'd feel good to see people up on it

If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead
But I still gotta go to work and pay the rent
I flip french fries for two twenty-five
Mr. Donny works here, he's f___in forty-five
But he think he the s___ cuz he the boss
I guess he don't know that his life is a loss
I walk in, about 5 minutes late
Cause I was trying to clean the blood off my ninja blade
But Mr. Donny wanna try and get up in my face
Screaming at me, sweatin over this place
Mad cause I'm late, he's no better than me
Just another b____ working for next to free
I thought about taking my ninja steel
And cuttin up his body and fry him on the grill
But he's too f___in whack and I can kill this b____
And I don't even need to be a ninja

(Chorus repeat until end)
d___, I wish I could be a ninja
d___, I wish I could be a ninja
d___, I wish I could be a ninja
d___, it'd feel good to see people up on it

(Well i'll be waiting b___er b____)
(Well i'll bring the faygo and a little taco bell
I'll let you eat a little bit extra, if you promise not to tell)