Kevin Bloody Wilson You Can't Say Cunt in Canada Lyrics

You can't say 'c___' in Canada
Saying 'c___'s' not very nice at all
No, you can't say 'c___' in Canada
So we asked the sheilas what they called it
And they said m___, moot, minge, quinn, t___, little flower, twinkle, tunnel of love,
So if you say 'c___' in Canada,
You gotta say it with a velvet glove.
And, you can't say 'c___' in Canada

Now, you can't say 'c___' in Canada
So I thought I better ask the guys
Now, you can't say 'c___' in Canada
Why wasn't I surprised
When they said gash, p____, poontang, beef curtain, burger, gateway to her guts
(Gateway to her guts? What was I smokin' when I wrote that one?)
Split whisker, beaver, long-eye, front b__, growler, hairy lassoo
No, you can't say 'c___' in Canada
'Cause 'c___'s' considered pretty f___in' rude

No, you can't say 'c___' in Canada
So when I get to Montreal
If you're gonna say 'c___' in Canada
You gotta say it in French as well
So here goes: pilerplut, la c___, president, miteron, *kiss kiss* pepe le pew
No, you can't say 'c___' in Canada
'Cause 'c___'s' considered pretty d___ rude
And you can't say 'c___' in Canada