guttermouth power up Lyrics

The son of God once showed his face
Upon my tortilla
Since that day, my faiths renewed
He wont let me faulter
He guides me down a golden path
He shields me from sin
Without the spirit lifes meaningless
Ill go the distance with him
Ive been to the point of no return
Suggestive poster on my wall
Id participate in gluttony
Greed and wanton l___
I cheated on my s.a.t.s
Once I double parked
If you asked then for a cigarrette
There was a good chance I had one
There was a good chance that I had one
Oh yeah, theres a chance that I had one
Oh yeah, theres a chance that I had one
Yeah. Id sloth around in my underwears
Watching the tv
My former friends they stay out late
They drink and carry on (thats wrong)
They go on dates with party girls
And stay in cheap motels
I stay home and try to better myself
By burning science books
Once I tried to m_________
And finger my own a__
When I marry Ill procreate
Hands off myself till then
Christmas, easter, theyre ok
But the meaning has been lost
Remember friend it wasnt santa
Oh yeah, it wasnt santa
Oh yeah, it wasnt santa
Oh yeah. I serve the lord at the telethon
Ready to man the phones
For him Ill always vote pro-life
Those critics should be bombed
Power ups here to lead the flock
Lead to salvation (army)
Jesus christ superstar
Is my favorite song