The first time I saw the Descendents,
They were the fastest band I'd ever seen.
No one in the crowd really cared for them,
We were waiting for the Alley Cats to play.
After a couple months I heard Kabuki Girl,
On Rodney on the Roq late Sunday night.
That was enough, for me I hopped the bus,
To Licorice Pizza and bought my all time favorite record.

The next time I went to the whiskey,
It was DOA with Millions Of Dead Cops.
The latter band played faster than I could believe,
But the Songs sounded the same and kinda sucked.
'Cept "John Wayne Was A n___",
And Joey s___head was a drunk.
Then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp,
Cuz Having long hair was a mistake.

The third time I went to the hospital,
I needed 13 stitches in my head.
I managed to catch about 6 songs of Ill Repute,
Then some suicidal threw me into a post.
My girlfriend started to cry 'cause we had to leave,
Before D.R.I. played 50 lousy songs.
My blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes,
But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash.

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