Nizlopi JCB Song Lyrics

Well, I'm rumblin' in this JCB.
I'm 5 years old and my dad's a giant sitting beside me.
And the engine rattles my b__ like berserk
While we're singin, 'Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work!'

My dad's probably had a b_____ hard day
But he's been good fun and bubblin and jokin' away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
Are gettin all impatient and angry, but we don't mind.

An' we're holdin up the bypass
Woah
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Oh-woah

I'm sittin on the toolbox
Woah
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

Oh no

And we pull over to let cars past
And pull off again, speedin by the summer green grass
And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digga
Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even bigga

And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And I'll tell all my mates that my dad's B.A. Bahraccus
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas

And We're holdin up the bypass
Woah

Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Oh whoa

I'm sittin on the toolbox
Oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

And we're holdin up the bypass
Oh

Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Oh whoa
I'm sittin on the toolbox
Oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss
So glad I'm not in school

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Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round

And we're holdin' up the bypass
Whoa-Oh

Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Oh-whoa
And I'm sittin on the toolbox
Oh-oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss
So glad I'm not in school

I said

I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his
Aw, I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.

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