CKY (Camp Kill Yourself) Chinese Freestyle Lyrics

Who like my chopsticks?
Hit you in the s___ wit my little a__ d___.
Yellow!
If you wanna see me eat jello.
I never seen nothin like you before.
I can kick you.
Higher than you can kick me.
I can kick you way up into a tree.
Who wants a taste of my oolong tea?
ho ha ha ho ha hoo chi chi
Everybody in the phone book named chang.
Wanna see my w___?
Never!
Good, go hit the gong with a bang.
Wha?!
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball,
but thats not right.
Not in real life.
You will fall
down and break your leg.
Everybody wanna see me break a leg
Well I dont!
But I like fried rice,
and I got lice.
ching chow woo ching w___ woo wice
That aint nice!
For a fortune cookie I always charge you twice.
Delivery is free, but not from me!
I always charge a dollar fifty.
Fifty five.
Wanna see me go "gah!"?
Hit you wit the light.
hyaa!
Whoa! When I hit you with the s___,
do a split,
take a s___,
after you eat my s___.
Kung fu.
Want my buffet?
You f___ing gay!
ow, I'll go hit you wit the hay
Stay tha f___ away!
Hit you in the b____.
Only americans eat duck sauce!
And my soy sauce is for you.
I can put it in your shoe.
Watch this, I can tiptoe while you take a p___.
In my bathroom, spy on you, while your little boy s___s.
Hoooooooyaa!
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill.
And if you want a little mint, thats fifty cent!
b____!
Everything costs a little bit!
So dont expect nothin for free!
At least from me.
Ching chang chew-ey.
I got you, from taiwan city and hong kong.
I could smoke a bong, and I could do it all night long.
And dont mistake me for a Viet Kong.
I can get you,
and tackle you, spank you.
Never see me when I get you and bag you.
Rope you up,
and put you in a bamboo cage, and make you feel all my rage.
Poke you wit a little stick till you page
Your buddies to come napalm me.
God d___-That s___ burn!!
Blew away my whole city.
Ho Chi Min, shoot a load on your chin.
God d___!
As i said, going go to buy.
And if you wanna come on in,
you could walk into my world where the yellow s___ begin.
ooy aw!
Can't be tamed!
I got a chance to control your brain and its called
Egg Foo Young, and Low Mein
So come on in baby and have it just the same.
Hoya!
Hah!