Pass the f___in ball!

What an idiot!

f___ it, I'm gonna go get another beer. You guys want one?

Alright...

Two Please!

Oh boy...

Hahahaha

(phone rings)

Hello?... Yeah, yeah, cool, we're all just hangin out... Alright
Bye-bye...

Who was that, some chicks?

Nah, it was my neighbor, his robot's comin over

What?

Yeah, he built a robot a while ago and the robot came out gay

Yo, we're out of Hennybuffers so I grabbed a couple of Gooseheads...

Okay, that's cool...

Wait, so the robot's gay?

Gay Robot's comin over?

Yep...

Oh, dude, you gotta see this, he's insane with football stats

No way!

(doorbell rings)

It's open!

Hey guys... what's up?

Hey, good to see ya Gay Robot...

Gay Robot in the house!

Word up... what's the score, f___ers?

Giants are eatin s___ in the third quarter, it's 24-8 Miami...

Don't worry, the Giants have phenominal fourth quarter numbers...

Really?

They'll come back and win by three

Alright!

I love it!

f___ you guys!

Sorry, buddy...

Who's the new guy?

Oh, that's my friend John.

Hey John... sweet hat!

Uh... thanks... what's goin on?

You know... just chillin... can I suck your d___?

What?

No, no, no, no, he's okay, Gay Robot...

That was funny...

The Gay Robot gets a little h____ cause he doesn't know any
gay guys around here...

Oh, I see...

Sorry!

hehehe...

Oh, I can't believe you dropped that! Do something, Henderson,
you fat f___!

Hey! That was very offensive to me!

Why? You're not fat...

I thought you said f__!

No, i wouldn't say that, I said fat...

Oh, sorry!

hahaha

I guess if you fist f___ me, we'll be even!

No, I'm not gay, Gay Robot...

I thought you said you were?

No... You know I never said that...

I know, I was just razzing you! Good times! Good times guys!

Hahahaha

Hey, Gay Robot's havin a good time!

So how do you think the Eagles are gonna do this season, Gay Robot?

Let's find out! (whirring, beeping noises) Says here, due to injuries
and irratic weather patterns, the Eagles will finish a dismal 7-9

What? No way!

Deal with it

The Gay Robot knows his s___, man

Now will someone blow it on my face?

Nobody's gay here but you, Gay Robot, so let's just watch some
football, alright?

Look, I'm not here to bring the party down... It's just... I run
on s____... Without it, I could die... Help me to live fellas...
Jerk off in my mouth immediately... Please, my circuits are
shorting... Starting to fade already... See a light... Going
towards it....

hahahahah

You're makin this up, Gay Robot!

My bad! You got me! Hahaha... good times!

Hahaahaha...

So does he eat food like us... human people?

Yeah, he can eat food...

Ya want some tortilla chips, Gay Robot?

Sounds great, John. Can I dip them in your a__?

Ooh...

I'm all set, thanks

Hehehe...

What the f___?! The reception's all fuzzy!

Are you kidding me?

Don't panic... I can fix it

Oh hey! That's right! I love it, work your robot magic, fix that s___, buddy!

Okay, here's the problem!

My man! What is it?

Your c___'s not in my a__hole!

Aww.... Maybe you should go home and take a cold shower, Gay Robot...

Alright... I'll go... We'll just whack each other off and I'll bail

Not gonna happen

Please?

Goodbye

f___ you

Later Gay Robot

(fly unzips)

Oh no! Look what happened! My robo-c___ fell out of my pants!

Oh, s___, he's got a b____!!

Taste it!!!

(spraying sounds)

Oh, oh!!!

f___in a__hole!!!

Come on, Gay Robot!!!

Aww, man!

Later f__s!

(Door opens and closes)

(Distant voices)

Hey Gay Robot

Hey Mr. Chasen... Can I suck your d___?

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