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It was on the good ship venus
By christ, ya should've seen us
The figurehead was a w____ in bed
And the mast, was a rampant p____

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty b_____
He wasnt fit to shovel s___
From one place to another

Chorus:
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was f___ all else to do

The captains name was morgan
By christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his f___in organ

The first mates name was cooper
By christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

Chorus

Hold on, give us some b______s !

The second mate was andy
By christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his c___ with a jagged rock
For c__ming in the brandy

The cabin boy was flipper
He was a f___in nipper
He stuffed his a___ with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

Chorus

The captains wife was mabel
To f___ she was not able
So the dirty s___s, they nailed her t__s
Across the barroom table

The captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals revealed that eels
Had found her s__ual quarters

Repeat chorus to fade

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