Hey, can i borrow that?
Yeah, i'll give it back the next time...
Take a good look at it
You'll never see it again.

I'll steal anything
Just as long as it's collectible.
But if you steal something better than me
I'll turn you in!

Yes! we are record thieves!
Existing to please ourselves!
If you invite us in
Keep watch on your record shelves!

If we can't have it, then no one can!
So if you have something that we want
We'll ask to borrow it for just a few days
And forevermore it will be gone!

Gone!
Gone!

Hey, come on, be careful when you pick that up!
Don't get fingerprints on the cover, that album is rare!
Oh, what? That's yours?
Oh yeah, i borrowed it a year ago.
Oh, go ahead and thrash it.
You know, i don't really care.

Yes! we are record thieves!
Existing to please ourselves!
If you invite us in
Keep watch on your record shelves!

If we can't have it, then no one can!
So if you have something that we want
We'll ask to borrow it for just a few days
And forevermore it will be gone!

Kiss it, good bye!

Good bye!

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