Comedy arnolds pizza shop answering machine Lyrics

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Hello, you've reached Arnolds pizza shop.
I'm not here now, I'm out killing pepperoni.
If you want to reach me, if you want the pizza I don't care 'cause I'm not here, can't you realize that idiot.
But if you need the pizza sometime during the next few days, I can have it deliverd to you, or maybe I would stabled to you.
I don't care what you want on it, every pizza comes with
pepperoni and with 9mm bullets on it.
If you don't like it I don't care 'cause you receive one anyhow.
The only difference is maybe the 9mm bullets would be in your gun or maybe they be on you pizza.
If you don't f___ around, I'll give you good pizza.
If you do f___ around, I take a pepperoni and punch it through your head.
So if you want mushrooms, shut up.
If you want broccoli, what the hell is broccoli anyway shut up with the broccoli.
If you want something crazy like a pineappel, I'll kill you.
If you like pepperoni and bullets, you've come to the right place
If not your an idiot, you deserve to die
So leave your name, number, serial number, how tall you are, if you're acceptable to any disaises.
And if you awl, I come over maybe I'll give you your pizza, maybe I'll break off your arm.
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